take a breath, relax.

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

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critical-error-in-judgement:

Figures dancing gracefully

Across my memory

oh my god my childhood :D

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danceswithsummer:

burstintocolour:

xjuviaxgreyx1:

strangeandnorrell:

How this scene should have gone

If you don’t get it, say it out loud

HA

That took me 5 minutes…

I didn’t even have to read it out loud. Just sayin.

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You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love. What my relationships have taught me. (via lozzat) 425,286 notes
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subducting:

slenderlock:

"its not fair girls can wear pants and guys cant wear dresses" stfu yes you can. go to jc pennys. buy a cute dress. wear the dress. if anyone says you cant wear the dress. slay them.congratulations you are wearing a dress

the best part is that this argument is used by guys to try and prevent girls wearing trousers, but who is preventing men from wearing dresses? is it women? oh wait no it’s men and the patriarchy, fucking again.

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marvellous-hunting-hootowl:

Breathing the sweet forest air makes a bluebird aware that she could be free
Sky Sailing livesssss!

marvellous-hunting-hootowl:

Breathing the sweet forest air makes a bluebird aware that she could be free

Sky Sailing livesssss!

vvhitechicks:

majere636:

vvhitechicks:

if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate

as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate

actual scientific proof

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snydergurl:

Ok, Owl City world tour 2015?

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